{"id":19,"date":"2026-08-12T07:18:33","date_gmt":"2026-08-12T05:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teamconnasse.fr\/index.php\/produit\/tote-bag-bio-miss-connasse\/"},"modified":"2026-08-12T07:19:24","modified_gmt":"2026-08-12T05:19:24","slug":"tote-bag-bio-miss-connasse","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/teamconnasse.fr\/index.php\/produit\/tote-bag-bio-miss-connasse\/","title":{"rendered":"Tote Bag Bio Miss Connasse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Le sac qui porte tout, y compris votre mauvaise foi<\/p>\n<p>Ce tote bag n&rsquo;est pas juste \u00e9cologique, il est strat\u00e9gique. 100% coton bio certifi\u00e9, parce qu&rsquo;une Miss Connasse a des convictions \u2014 surtout celles qui l&rsquo;arrangent. Il porte vos courses, votre ordi, votre gourde \u00ab\u00a0Hydrat\u00e9e &amp; agressive\u00a0\u00bb, et accessoirement l&rsquo;\u00e9go de toute une terrasse un samedi midi. Deux anses solides \u00e0 62 cm, pr\u00e9vues pour supporter jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 13,6 kg \u2014 largement de quoi transporter vos convictions du jour, votre troisi\u00e8me paire de chaussures \u00ab\u00a0juste au cas o\u00f9\u00a0\u00bb, et l&rsquo;attitude qui va avec.<\/p>\n<p>Le petit plus qu&rsquo;on n&rsquo;avait pas pr\u00e9vu : il est tellement grand qu&rsquo;on peut y planquer n&rsquo;importe quoi, y compris ses excuses \u2014 qu&rsquo;on ne sortira de toute fa\u00e7on jamais. Compartiment principal ouvert, parce qu&rsquo;une Miss Connasse n&rsquo;a rien \u00e0 cacher (elle assume, c&rsquo;est tout le concept). Sobre en noir, discret jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 ce qu&rsquo;on lise l&rsquo;inscription \u2014 exactement comme elle.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 100\u00a0% coton serg\u00e9 biologique certifi\u00e9 3\/1<br \/>\n\u2022 Poids du tissu\u00a0: 272\u00a0g\/m\u00b2 (8\u00a0oz\/yd\u00b2)<br \/>\n\u2022 Dimensions\u00a0: 40,6 \u00d7 35,6\u00a0\u00d7 12,7\u00a0cm (16\u00a0\u2033\u00a0\u00d7 14\u00a0\u00bd\u00a0\u2033 x 5\u00a0\u00ab\u00a0)<br \/>\n\u2022 Limite de poids\u00a0:\u00a013,6\u00a0kg (30\u00a0lbs)<br \/>\n\u2022 Deux sangles de 2,5\u00a0cm (1\u00a0\u00a0\u00bb) de largeur et de 62,2\u00a0cm (24,5\u00a0\u00a0\u00bb) de longueur<br \/>\n\u2022 Compartiment principal ouvert<br \/>\n\u2022 Produit vierge provenant d&rsquo;Inde<\/p>\n<p>Age restrictions: Pour les adultes<br \/>\nEU Warranty: 2\u00a0ans<br \/>\nOther compliance information: R\u00e9pond aux exigences en mati\u00e8re de teneur en colorants azo\u00efques et formald\u00e9hyde.<\/p>\n<p>En conformit\u00e9 avec le R\u00e8glement pour la S\u00e9curit\u00e9 G\u00e9n\u00e9rale des Produits (RSGP), <b>Oak inc.<\/b> et <b>SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED<\/b>garantissent que tous les produits de consommation propos\u00e9s sont s\u00fbrs et conformes aux normes de l&rsquo;UE. 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